Kovács András Péter
One of the oldest performers, now halfway through a human lifespan, and if medical science continues to develop at this rate, he'll be around for a while. He has matured, and has become increasingly unpredictable: there is no telling when he will take a punch to the heart between laughs. He seems to be talking about himself, but he is always talking about us, and he is always right. And yet he's so funny you don't realise how short he is.