Dzsászt-e zsidolo
Written - directed - designed - performed - and accompanied on piano (not himself!):
K a l m a r P e t e r
"If I had to introduce myself in the spirit of the times on a football field, well: as a young, promising but somewhat spoilt player, I first scored some brilliant goals, then got yellow cards for mostly falling asleep on the pitch, then, after deliberately blowing the referee off, I voluntarily retired from the pitch to watch the games from the bench; and then slowly made my way to the B-stand, only to somehow sneak up to the stands and find myself right off the field... but there's no stopping down the slope. "
Schedule
Only beautiful half-breed (preferably Ethiopian-Brazilian mix) girls aged 18 to 25 and ugly, old, impotent Jewish men are allowed to attend the performance. When buying tickets online, you must provide proof of a Tinder profile and include a phone number and free nights three weeks in advance - but only for ladies. Gentlemen are only asked for money, credit card number and PIN. *
* Our theatre has tried to distance itself from the above conditions, but has only partially succeeded.
(This is the compromise version.)
THE DURATION OF THE PERFORMANCE
90 minutes
Jurányi House
The Jurányi Production Community Incubator House has become a key venue in the capital's cultural life, a vibrant hub of the contemporary art scene.
Our aim in creating the Jurányi was to find a stable, shared home for the independent theatre and creative arts sector, providing the infrastructure necessary for its day-to-day operations. We wanted to create a cultural centre in the Buda area, a "contemporary art house" where theatre-loving young people could spend a few hours over a coffee or even a theatre performance, a creative children's activity or an acrobatic movement class, thus re-filling the abandoned educational institution with an active community life.
Jurányi is more than just a theatre in Buda, it is a creative and creative base where visitors can enjoy a varied artistic, community, and educational program, in addition to a regular repertoire of 300 productions a year. We are proud that the Jurányi House is now a graduation subject in some art schools.
